This is almost as good a story as the one about the time I got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Hence the offer of a slightly discounted hand job for the answer. Congratulations!

We said DEEP knowledge. Chicks learn all about Jackie Coogan back in the 4th grade when they get taken out of class and shown that "special film" that the boys don't get to see.

I would but they're too busy pissing the night away.

You should have seen the time back in the 80s when she was just a Punk Rock Girl and she walked into this record shop. She asked for Mojo Nixon and this guy said, "He don't work here." And then she answered, "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'!"

Man, I bet your deep knowledge of Addams Family trivia gets you tons of tail.

I don't know. The big baby is too busy holding back the tears in his eyes.

It was something that he said or did.

Too deep a cut there, Jose.

Lindbergh Baby: The Musical!

Only if she calls me Smash and pays for my hair gel.

If I ever walked into an AA meeting and Smashmouth was blaring, I'd walk right back out. My sobriety is important to me and I'd do almost anything for it but, to quote the great philosopher Meatloaf, I won't do that.

The story behind the creation and production of Henry… is very interesting. Basically the guys who put up the money for it were really just looking to spend around $100,000 for a cheesy direct-to-video horror movie to maybe make them some cash, but the filmmaker used that money to make one helluva great film instead.

Michael Rooker will always be Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer to me.

Michael Madsen takes orders from no man!

I hope Idris Elba plays JFK.

You obviously haven't seen the Director's Cut version of The Bodyguard.

Kevin Costner seems like an obvious candidate for one of Quentin Tarantino's career rejuvenating roles. Surprised that hasn't happened already.

Don't you mean it's "like like" a Soviet circus freakshow?

I don't know. I couldn't even get thru 30 minutes last night and it took me weeks to make myself sit down with that almost two hour long pilot. I can't imagine sitting through hours and hours of it in a binge watch.