Miles Davis v Predator

New band name: The Howling Fantoids. I call it!

You're gonna wish you'd stepped back from that ledge, asshole! *roundhouse kick off of tall building*

You want something else??? I'll give you something else. *throws punch*

You want something else??? I'll give you something else. *throws punch*

As someone who has worked in the restaurant/bar business for 20+ years, I miss the good old caveman days when people with gluten issues and food allergies were thinned out of the herd by death at an early age. Survival of the fittest. Charles Darwin would have made one helluva restaurant manager.

I used to be addicted to multihyphenates until I went through the program. Keep coming back. It works if you work it!

Love this documentary but am an even bigger fan of Heavy Metal Basement from the same filmmakers. There's something very endearing about watching this obsessive collector and metal fan go through his entire Judas Priest collection piece by piece talking about his memories and odd bits of trivia.

Finally, the long-awaited sequel to Leisure Suit Larry arrives.

Or ravenously touchy!

"Don't be telling me about face hugging. I'm the face hugging fucking master! I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing!"

Where can I find a bookie who'll accept action on the goings on of the AV Club comment sections?

I forgive him. I think it was just the stress of the new "What's On Tonight" format. We were all feeling it. Plus I kinda am the worst.

Hmm, is this why Aliens is Quentin Tarantino's favorite movie in the series?

Yeah, I saw that. It was on the same night in the same thread. Police suspect alcohol was involved.

Um…I'm boring but morality is not just?

Yeah, he was probably just upset that you weren't discussing plot points from a TWD issue that hadn't been published yet.

Alasdair Wilkins called me "the worst" earlier this week. Made my day.

I'm not a thief but morality is just boring.

I ain't afraid of no strap-on!