This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat.  Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!

Man, I’d really love to know what Larry has to say about all of those roles! BY READING ABOUT IT IN AN ARTICLE.

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.

This show has literally only just aired its own series premiere. This feels like the kind of critique and thinkpiece that should come at the end of first season, at the soonest.

“Donkey Kong”

Not to state the obvious, but Metal Slug is built for an arcade stick. It’s... you know, an arcade game.

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

The racist bits are beyond shitty. And the DV jokes are lame. But let’s not throw too many stones from our glass house on the latter issue.

“But how many views did the post get?”

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

I always used that cheat for Turok!

*AHEM*

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

It was the Burfict storm.

Whatever. I convert toxins to a painkiller every single night right around the time I’ve hit my 7th Rainier tall boy. 

In it he will play himself and marry Harley and she will take his last name. Harley Davidson will then realize she's way too insane, kill him and quickly drop his last name.

We know what he is not, which is a copy editor

It is my god-given right as an American to eat golf balls and I will brook no argument.

It must not rain at Indian Wells.