Finally, after however many articles about the size of Foles’ dong, we finally get one about Pederson’s massive balls.

A lot of Belichick’s success comes from realizing he only needs to be the second stupidest person making decisions, and striving to be, say, the eighth stupidest

Was it before the Foles TD catch that Pederson called a timeout? On one of their fourth down attempts, I totally thought they were doing one of those bullshit “try to draw them offsides with a hard count” tactics and then were going to settle for the field goal when it didn’t work. Frankly, I was shocked they came…

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I have a feeling this guy doesn’t work at a desk. If fact, he probably needs to be spotted a couple of letters just to have a chance at spelling D-E-S-K.

Nice shit eating grin at the end of the video!

The guy is obviously a complete fucking moron, desperate for some sort of attention.

Your move, Bills Mafia.

Maybe he’s just bad at spelling and thinks he’s a filly fan.

I hope Deadspin has a huge international following. I feel like so many questions from our 2016 presidential election can be answered by these various celebration videos.

For fuck’s sake how many headlines are you guys going to wring out of The Process.

Tom Brady humped my leg once. That wasn’t cool. Bad Tom, Bad!

Compared to everything else this is so trivial as not to matter at all, but like half of my winter clothes are MSU branded, and I can’t even think to wear that shit until everyone involved in this catastrophe are gone.

Let’s be clear, this arrogant fuck didn’t do it out of any sense of responsibility. Someone or someones who have what the Trustees and Simon only care about, money, must have finally spoken.

That was me back in the day, only it was Jim McMahon to Willie Gault. Worked every goddamn time.

Kanye, we need you!

Harbours racist thoughts is weak sauce.