Who’s the best guitarist around who’s under 30 years old?

This made my day. Thank you!

I’m estranged from my sister. She scheduled a c-section to have her latest kid on my birthday.

Porch. Beer. Grill (maybe).

tr8ors.

I’ll bite.

For the record, tamales for breakfast is great breakfast.

You’re fucking weird, original cafe mix boy

My kid puked all over first class when he was 3. A lot of puke.

This is a bad list.

So, President Kardashian hasn’t nuked anyone yet, so that’s a bonus, right?

Hick’s a good enough governor that I had a hard time recalling him as a businessman. He’d make a nice VP candidate to balance out Ms. Warren.

50/50 chance that the answer is yes.

She should just get the cheese and white bread sandwich they give to the kids who forget their lunch money.

I’m not quite sure what you said there, but I think I like it.

*still waiting for his check from George Soros*

holy shit. this is the best idea. The Teacher’s Union should pay someone to hang out outside of the Department of Education building where her office is at wearing just such a suit.

Trump’s picking up the dime. Abe and his team just have to listen to a little “presentation”.

Hey, who’s the old broad, anyway?

Because libruls are bad mmkay?!