Can’t wait for President Kardashian to walk into PM Abe’s room with just an open robe on.
Poop_Break
poop-breaker-breaker
I hear rumors that he’s planning on replacing Teddy Roosevelt with himself on Mt Rushmore.
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uhhhh
Only 204 more weeks until he hits the big, shiny, red button!
Ted? Ted was a monster.
Unfortunately, the poking at things is done while real President Steve is drafting executive orders for figurehead Don to sign.
When is Dump going to get an AR-15 and do this?
Ah. Pete needed to grab a quick bite, huh?
Yet, he likes playing football in front of crowds of tens of thousands. Odd.
Actually, Trump gets hard on Putin. Nordstrom just gets him all hot and bothered.
just for the wives, Zaphod. Just for the wives.
Don’t forget about the weed and the Natty Ice!
Yesterday, white spice looked like An Oompa Loompa.
Oh, give him a few more weeks. Alex Jones will turn on Dump.
Oh, that’d be great. Then he’d be getting terrible tweet ideas from Cokehead Roberts.
The GOP won’t turn on him. They’re terrified of his base. You can’t get re-elected if you get ousted in a primary by some knuckle dragging nazi trump fan.
Mika helps him wake up his...fiddle.
hunt and peck takes time, bro!