I look at Steve Bannon and realize who supplies Dump with his cocaine.

God damn Amphiboids.

Black people pulling white people up by their bootstraps.

Next year, he’s going to sign an EO renaming February Trumpuary.

...to pee on him, I presume?

someone should start a white house petition....

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

That’s fake news. Jackalopes are totes real. Saw one the other day.

wow. I don’t know if that’s a lot of chins or just one continuous neck leading up to his lip?

or ‘Negroes’

black people pulling whites up by their bootstraps!

Maybe that will be an improvement. Just one month a year dedicated to white history, instead of 12.

Notice he didn’t mention the first black president. Kind of an important milestone. Of course, that guy was way more popular than Dump.

I seem to recall that there is a federal agency dedicated to protecting the life of the president and the first lady.

In-vitro.

oh, come now. come now. don’t be so dumb now.

Methinks she’s having many important clandestine meetings with high profile divorce lawyers.

Al Qaeda won the moment the ‘Patriot’ Act passed.

No. I’m not. I will live forever.

Once, I was sitting in the car waiting for someone. It was a long wait. I was hungry. I had just shopped at TJ’s and had a bag of dried apricots in the backseat. I grabbed the bag. Ate one. Then another. Then finished off the bag.