President Bannon, give this man a job!!! I’m thinking surgeon general!!!

IOW, just another meal at Arby’s?

my hero.

Hey, watch what you’re saying about future President for Life Xzaviar Zeppelin. He has a temper that makes Dump look like Gandhi.

That’s a good as hell plan. But there’s one problem with that plan:

my kid wont touch ketchup with a ten foot pole in my hands.

Drew sucks. You shouldn’t help him with his next nasty stain/mess.

Hey! Religious Freedoms!

I got some serious Ratatouille vibes from this story as well. Did a rat prepare their meals in Paris?

also, cows:

I hereby refute your entire argument:

just the one his barber puts on his head.

Guess you missed this story:

So, Davis put it all on black and lost, huh?

Asked to comment, Peyton Manning stated:
Omaha! Omaha! Omaha!

Happy to serve.

good point. I think I’m too late to edit, though. So, ass butter it is.

Just add a fork!

*slowly backs away*

fireball?