the best. buy good-ass butter too. Euro shit.

meh.

holy fuck

I’m guessing he’s wearing slim-fit shirts that aren’t supposed to be tucked, so they slip out easy.

I buy good ass butter (kerrygold) and leave it out (in a sealed container).

umm...wait.

I’ve walked down the street and come across a human being in the act of shitting on the sidewalk.

#1 piece of advice for soon to be parents - buy a car with leather seats. If your kid is prone to carsickness, you will be forever in my debt.

I think it was...sawdust. that’s why it looked like sawdust.

not when you’re a parent. Poop just doesn’t do much to me anymore.

Blood is a pain in the ass since it doesn’t like to come out of whatever it gets on. My kid cut open his chin once, had to get stitches. The blood got all over him and never came off his clothes.

Ryan’s new job.

can you imagine the tweet storm?

congrats on your near victory.

I didn’t say you wanted to work for him, only that your felonious status is unlikely to keep you from a job working for Herr Dump.

Fat middle aged white men opposed to trump exist. (Am one).

Actually, my gut tells me that Dump fucked up with the James Mattis appointment.

Um, to Bannon, it’s a a blue print. He’s a special kind of monster.

Nice job falling on your swords, Ms. Yates.

If only Mrs Adelson had access to safe, legal abortion services.