Finally, some good news in 2017.

This is why Dump keeps a bedpan under the big desk.

Parole?

Marty’s a true patriot.

I hear they have an available stadium!

Clearly, it’s a side of human.

total stolen bases?

is that what that stuff is for? I just run my hand up in there and rinse it off in the toilet.

ask Dump. he’s constantly washing his hands. Probably has fecal matter coming out of his pores all the time.

Basic familiarity with the NFL, NBA, MLB, European club soccer, international soccer, NCAA revenue sports, and hockey, with expertise in several of these, is a requirement for this position. Esports knowledge is a strong plus, and sports business, tennis, cycling, boxing, and MMA are also areas of serious interest for…

*shakes magic Dump ball*

don’t forget about batting average.

Coach knows anal tics like the back of his ass.

God i hop note

Come now, come now.

That 8 bit sprite rendering is more presidential than Dump.

I think he should get Chelsea Manning’s old cell. preferably no later than when she gets out of it.

DO NOT CALL A TOOL WITH A SHARP-EDGED, TYPICALLY RECTANGULAR, METAL BLADE AND A LONG HANDLE A SPADE!!!

New Regulations? The sky is falling!! Everything will be ruined!!! Industries will fail!!! Jobs will be lost!!!! Profits will be hurt!!!! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together!! Mass Hysteria!!!!

It’s not what it once was, but Denver still occasionally has the nasty ‘brown cloud’ of old that hides the mountains. Seeing the brown cloud vanish for good is a good thing.