It may be that Shoothie isn’t the only one with missing genitalia. they may have been removed and then grown into those “cock monsters” in knockoff Telly Tubby costumes.  

He was married to Elizabeth Moss, not Olsen.

I believe they combined Elizabeth Moss and Peggy Olsen.

Oh yeah I’ve read the comments over there. Maybe because men are more surprised by these type of events? I don’t know.

Remarkable!

Make no mistake. This is not a genuine apology from Simon. It is her covering her ass. Her silence and behavior around this matter, her failure to do anything although she clearly was aware from 2014 (thus allowing Nassar to continue abusing girls through 2016) is sickening. Just no. Do you think we are dumb?

I don’t like her statement. It’s a whole not my fault. Probably because of the impending lawsuits. But yes lady you were complicit and to blame.

I mentioned it on another article, but I don’t get why this isn’t getting more attention? Is it because people are more horrified by men on boy molestation? Is it because female victims are more disposable? Is it because football is so much bigger? I don’t want to compare tragedies but I’m so angry for these victims…

She knew what he was up to years in advance and did absolutely nothing. Despicable, cowardly, and disgraceful sounds like an apt inscription for her headstone in the future.

It’s just you.

I didn’t see either sentiment in what I watched of her statement. She said “I just signed your death warrant” in specific reference to the length of the sentence she imposed, making it clear she wanted him to live out his natural life where he couldn’t hurt anyone else for the sake of the survivors, and so any future…

Yep and yeppers. I always thought I’d adopt first and birth second (as a very right-on student and I haven’t really changed). Since then, here I am, sans kids, and I honestly think my fabulous friends have produced the quota for the next generation.

I am right there with you. While I would never openly judge a woman for the choices she is making for her body in the happy dictatorship I live in in my head (much better than the Trumpland we currently live in) nobody can have more than 2 kids ever. I think its great she wants a big family and she can obviously…

Okay, James.

One kid is kicking my ass, but I’m sure having enough money to hire nannys, cooks, maids, cleaners, personal shoppers, assistants, gardners, stylists, esthetician, hair dressers, makeup artists, tutors, drivers, and personal trainers helps.

What a charmer!

I briefly dated (in the loosest, college hookup-y, terms) a guy who told me, while making posters with our GSA, that he sometimes wished he was gay because “dudes are always horny”... yeah, that was the end of any chance of having an actual relationship.

That kind of implies that gay = hates women. Which is not true.

He reminds me of my shitbag ex who liked the idea of sleeping with men because it was taboo but wasn’t actually into men—and because his whole jam was using faux-progressivism to hide his abusive shit.

he published a book called Straight James/Gay James, which included musings about identity and sexuality, including lines like, “Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”