Yea that sounds like an awful and super greasy way to exploit a system. I respect people in the service industry who keep their cool and act pleasant through the shit storms tremendously. I haven’t been in it for years but you better believe I’m always unfailingly polite and accommodating. My last gig was as a server…

Yea I think that is about as uncomfortable of a smile that a human face can physically achieve.

I feel like everybody should have at least six months of compulsory work in the service industry so they’re just a bit more sympathetic/empathetic and don’t act like giant gaping assholes to employees/other humans in general.

Well shit Bean I didn’t mean to diminish you in any capacity I was just trying to extrapolate on the stuff I think about to get me through bad days. Fuck that sounds awful and I’m absolutely sorry if I seemed like a prick. I hope you’re gonna be okay. I’m really sorry if I sounded dismissive.

I’m just saying stuff that generally stresses me out Bean. Literally anyone could just have a brain aneurysm out of the blue so that’s terrifying and sharks have evolved for countless years to be perfect killing machines. I mean the likelihood of me being attacked by one is exceedingly low but they’re scary. It’s…

Hehe, Old Man Bacon Grease probably masturbated 2-6 times a day.

Yea it’s fucked Bean, I’m an orderly at a psychiatric hospital and people just completely break down. I know it’s hard for most folks but I only worry about keeping my gal happy and brain aneurysms, maybe sharks too but that’s situational. Haven’t been sick since I was 12, occasional kidney stones but that’s cause my…

Fuck Ghost that sounds mighty crappy.

Sounds rough Betty. I hope Mr. Prefect gets to feeling better soon and doesn’t get white poops. Gonna be frank with you though, if your taking Valium to sleep no amount of valerian or melatonin in the world is gonna get your circadian rhythm back. You’re gonna have to force yourself to stay awake or try to sleep in…

That’s a swell analogy Barb.

Jingles, there’s no rule you need to interact with your toxic parents at all. If they fuck you up that bad you can’t be around them, end of story. Take care of yourself, and when you’re feeling better then deal with them. I’m sorry you’re feeling so shitty.

No sugar coating. Gonna be a rough split, I’m sorry you don’t have any outside support structure. I really hope you can figure out a way to be happy!

I fucking love how symmetrically placed your rugs are to one another.

I mean I’d say it could use some modernization but given our current political climate it would probably just get exponentially worse.

Uhh, get out of the sewer. I know Death Rabbits is pretty awesome but it can’t be healthy down there.

It’s crazy to me how stress can so completely fuck you up.

Well that really fucking sucks Short. Remember the good times you had with him, although I know that’s little consolation for what your feeling now.

I assume you have an equally rigorous moisturizing routine?

That sucks Marx, people’s immune systems are totally whacky. I hope you can feel better soon. I eat like a fucking garbage monster and work as an orderly but I never get sick. The amount of disgusting fluids I’ve come in contact with is rather high. Who knows, maybe all the shit, vomit and blood has bolstered my…

Season three is coming in a couple months! I’m excited to meet a fellow Knights fan!