To clarify I meant like it sounded as if you were consuming such a vast quantity of crab flesh it was inhibiting your fitness. I’m quite drunk and I apologise if I came off as even vaguely offensive

Correct me if I’m wrong but he appears to be in politics.

I’m thinking about Rickety Cricket banging on those trash cans all coked out.

It’s a thankless job but somebody has to do it. My buddy was gonna go out on a first date this past Saturday wearing this short sleeved baggy turtleneck monstrosity his mom got him for Christmas.

Is your avatar Izana from Knights of Sidonia? Love it!

So I’ve had a couple beers tonight, been watching Blue Planet 2 on BBC. Totally read ‘carbs’ as ‘crabs’. Was thinking damn you must really pound down to crab town. Right, carbs though, not extra crab weight.

Yeah greasy and awful all around.

Oh that’s Jelf Flannsenhorf

I don’t like her but that is super fucking dramatic. I highly doubt Sarah Huckabee has a crawlspace filled with partially dismembered corpses. I realize not everyone with antisocial personality disorder is a serial killer but she’s not a sociopath. She definitely appeared at least flustered if not mildly embarrassed…

Star for ‘complicit shit gibbon’. I’d give more if I could.

Hehe seriously! Just start trying to juggle fucking chainsaws or something. At least that way I can stop trying to think about that hot drivel they spout and hope one of those assholes gets maimed while watching something mildly diverting.

That eats a hot mess of farts Flop. Hope the fella goes peacefully. And all the hugs cause that’s a rough sitch.

Hehehe yes absolutely!!! I never feel a need to thoroughly wash/dry my lettuce? The only veggies I ever wash are leeks/green onions, mushrooms and potatoes if I’m making them skin on. I guess I’m a monster but I stand staunchly by my filthy(?) lettuce habit.

True believer, the opportunist might have no morals but I’d rather deal with that than horrible morals. Either way a dicey question for sure.

I really don’t get it either Grump, hearing voices is bad.

My girlfriend has a pair of those and henceforth they shall be referred to as ‘dude flops’, or ‘floppy D’s’.

Well Roxanne is a giant Neopolitan mastiff so she travelled in the hold. I’d never have even considered it but my great aunt died (don’t have a big family and we were really close) so it was kind of a bad and worse situation and I needed to attend the funeral. Was on the verge of explosively shitting myself from worry…

Rabble rabble! Am I too late to jump up your ass for the thousandth time? Hope you had a good time at bingo!

Yeah that thing looks fucking gigantic!

Hehehe, you fucking monster!!! What about the emotional support phyto plankton for the emotional support krill!