I did it once from Connecticut to California and I’d never do it again. Most stressful flight of my life, would never do it again. And I’ve been caught over the Pacific coming back from Hawaii during a horrific thunderstorm where the in-flight movie was Pirates of the Carribean, the one with Davey Jones McSquidFace.…

That is what happened. I finished Mad Men this past weekend.

I done went and did a mix up.

It’s the man on boy thing. Agreed it’s a horrifying incongruity.

What did I tell you about yeppers!

I didn’t realize she had four kids!?

I remember reading an article where Elizabeth Olsen, his ex wife, said there’s two different versions of Fred Armisen. The on stage version and off. Was definitely disconcerting, she didn’t out right say anything but the implication was there for sure. Definitely viewed him in a different light since.

I found it kind of disjointed, and the beginning came off corny as hell. Oh you can die now that your new boyfriend gave you a hot frenching session Lags? I’m usually a staunch proponent of Vikings but I really don’t know about this season.

I thought her baby was the spawn of the whaling rapists as well.

‘Somebody get it outta me’. Also what the hell are those Teletubby things? Some kind of penis monsters? Particularly phallic aliens? People who drank too much kombucha near Chernobyl?

Sorry if I offended you!

I’m trying to restrain my incredulity, I mean no insult. But do you really literally believe that some guy was resurrected from the dead to absolve humanity of its sins? Conveniently couched in a period of history wherein it couldn’t effectively be recorded. And it’s never happened again in any capacity? I know…

I’d like to live there Jinni.

That sounds tasty and nice! Fans of the weirdly passive aggressive signage huh?

I guess empirically religion has some merit but holy bleeding fuck I’m utterly bereft of anything not utterly horrible that’s been done in its name in recent memory. Local pancake breakfasts I guess?

I think it would actively scare those losers if a woman tried to interact with their sad frustrated wieners.

Jane Fonda’s Fondiapers.

I’m cracking up that THE lifehack is get a parrot. Regularly lose your keys, it’s parrot time. Eggs stick to the pan, parrot. I wasn’t meaning to sass you about a grammar thing at all, really enjoyed the comment.

Architect with severe IBS?

Yea he’s toast.