Because no one wants to have to get close enough to them to get the proper measurements.

Who prescribes Valium anymore? Old, fucking prick needs a knuckle sandwich and a freezer bag mask.

Clear glass.

I would have never predicted such thing as The American Civil War II and I never thought it might involve actual weapons. This won’t end well.

We need to get our affairs in order. Just in anyone survives you:

That’s because Clinton didn’t think it was “smart” to not pay taxes. What is the problem?

I don’t think I am strong enough to live with this pit in the bottom of my stomach for 4 years.

FASHION: Always with their finger on the pulse of the proletariat.

NO, keep buying the cookies and take the opportunity to remind these little entrepreneurs that they (and their vaginas and breasts) are not toys that were made to be assessed and grabbed by boys and creepy men. Even if they are a “star”, you are not obligated to let them grab your body parts. And if they happen to be…

It is much more chic for religions to hate each other for not being the same religion.

Not to mention, entirely unqualified because she never even tried to work for Goldman Saks!

I watched about an hour of this and I had to turn it off before I had an aneurism. Male Republican senators are all a bunch of catty pricks. The women senators are just pricks.

Why 5 more months? Her jailers have been fucking with her from Day 1. She is suicidal. Why is she not immediately transitioned to a mental health facility?

Laughter would imply sense of humor. He is a humorless, joyless, negative party pooper.

The agoraphobia is but one of the many behaviors often related to sociopaths. When you are devoid of empathy you have no need to interact with other living things. His family are really the only people he tries to relate to. He thinks of himself first and foremost as a “star” so he is only interested in people who are…

How many old, white Hollywood creatures did this talentless nozzle have to service in order to get those coveted roles?

“Three of my classiest A-list friends who cancelled big-league projects just so they could perform at the most amazing party Washington will ever see. All three of these ladies hit on me but I had to turn them down because I didn’t want to play favorites. Believe me, I could have had all three of them at once, and I…