Obama has to be diplomatic. I don’t.

I don’t mind cat hair and we can just pretend we’re married. Do you like lazagna?

He is indeed illegit and we can boot a leader who willfully leads us down a rapid path of destruction. He needs a proper evaluation. That would be productive. And fuck your comparisons to Breitbart, fool ass.

Thank you. I was so bored with my old mantra.

Oh, no problem. Baby Don and Eric will buy it up for pennies on the dollar, Trump Inc. style. (Not joking)

Make no mistake; he is undeniably demented, but the pathology is less complicated. He’s a classic narcissist, which in of itself is problematic. But add ignorant to the mix, and you have a much more dangerous combination. He’s a fucking moron and if you have been living in his playground for the last 40 years, you,…

Dies on top of Ivana, Rockefeller style.

Identify: “lazy people who choose not to work”.

I’m not sure what your questionnaire has to do with my comment but I appreciate the reminder that Trump supporters never deviate from their base, simplistic talking points, and seem to apply their checklist of ignorant, poorly distilled assumptions to every argument. The Hannity Guidebook will only take you so far in…

I think Baldwin’s Trump impersonation greatly pales compared to that of Darryl Hammond who nailed every nuance and gesture of our new Chief Dry Drunk. I’m also on the fence about the overall direction and use of “satire” in its use of Trump. Probably because the inherent comedy of Trump is less funny than it is dark,…

I find gay douchebags just as sad as straight douche bags.

Wait, when did we skip the Federal Prison chapter of the Shkreli story?

It’s easy when you’re rich, selfish, and never developed empathy. Those factors transcend sexuality. Gay Privilege: Like Straight Privilege but shinier and well lit..

Locomotive Jones is the type of fool that sticks toothpicks in his eyes to make his mother cry.

Word on the street is that baby is really Julie Chen!

You need to put that bottle down for a few minutes and get some fresh air.

I wouldn’t want to have to be the one to break it to Jennifer that tap dancing at Mike Pence’s Gay Conversion Camp isn’t a good idea either. Not because she’s dumb or anything.

America, 2017: The Wild Motherfucking West. Too Late is right around the corner.

But her head was up her ass. So was her agent’s.