Huh. Why such a hunch? BTW, I didn’t call you a sexist.

Huh. Sexist if you were referring to a woman.

A. You don’t seem to understand what civil disobedience is. It’s not a telethon and guns and violence are usually not part of the equation..

I teared up the rug looking for that lump of hellava good cheese.

Debbie and daughter also had agents, bankable skills, and fans, so there’s that too. For the Beales, it ended when the old man split. If it wasn’t for the Maysles Bros, the cat food would have run out much earlier. They had no show to keep them upright.

I hear this. Look, Hollywood has a way of portraying psycho as endearing and romantic and I give major props to any artist who can spin their disfunction in a way that gets a laugh. Suffering is hell and when narcissism +abuse is at the root, it’s hard to keep smiling at the train wreck. Peace in the next life, ladies.

Yes Mariah, Dick would have been mortified........by your astounding lack of professionalism and irreverence to an audience. I can’t even imagine that any other professional performer would have chosen to saunter around a stage, snarking about not being able to hear their dubbed vocals instead of winging it, either…

I have a profound appreciation for Hollywood people who live in homes that aren’t polished within an inch of their lives. Debbie and Carrie were down to earth, funky Californians, in spite of their fame. I think it explains why everyone is so moved by their deaths. They were relatable, the kind of people you want to…

Deliverance comes, just not with the immediacy that most of us desire. Karma and physics are always at play. You cannot be the architect of cruelty and get away unscathed. But still, the ass cancer can’t come fast enough for shitbags like this dude.

Aint nothin like a perpwalk in an airplane aisle to sober you up after a long flight. Hee Haw!

Diapers, dear.

Just thinking about sex with him makes me hate sex. Thanks, Jezebel!

Right?? I’m sure the Hags of B Hills were initially told they were filming a documentary about the lives of Mensa Members who have no interest in fame, “branding”, avoid conflict at all costs, live in poorly decorated homes and devote their entire lives to helping Syrian refugees seek asylum. Bamboozled!!

Did she pay for that pearl necklace he’s sporting?

So, this Tyga fella......just what is his claim to fame other than bedding a minor?

Debbie Reynolds is dead. Welcome to the (slow) apocalypse.

I’m saying it: Weddings are a fucking bummer. So much time, energy, and outrageous amounts of cash for that one day of tacky pageantry that rarely amounts to anything but disappointment, bad manners, that drunken asshole, some clown who shows up in khaki, shady cousins, exes you don’t ever need to see again, haughty…

Kylie.......she’s the talented one, right? And by “talented”, I mean, possesses the extraordinary ability to undergo surgery and jump in front of a camera 24 hours later. The Kardashian/Jenner family’s ability to endure pain is almost admirable. Maybe they’re both dumb and numb.

Angie and Kanye need a nice, long yoga retreat. The year-long, no phones in Goa kind. They might even unwind a little if they tried.