JLo, bless her heart. She’s never had a thing for the conventionally handsome, and has never been upstaged by her partner’s good looks. This would definitely be a step-up though; this gentleman has his own spending money. Sweet.

Talent, wit, an endearing personality, and highly sensitive. I can see how these times would have been more than she could bear.

Her debut in “Shampoo” is rarely mentioned but definitely noteworthy.

Don’t overlook the fact that he speaks the exact same way he tweets.

Whatever “way he was”, whenever, was always in keeping with his constant need for attention, to be the best, the sexiest, richest, most successful. Yet in reality, always the biggest, tackiest asshole in the room.

Can’t wait for the year of “Woulda Coulda Shoulda” to be fucking over.

Ukk. Sexy like a hemorrhoid.

This clown is garbage in any context.

Shower, not just with water, but require some kind of exfoliant, because that dude is still lugging around skin cells from his Gilbert Grape days. Oh, and no smoking in the shower. 10 minutes without one of those vile, brown cigs will do him some good.

1. I hope we can soon stop ruminating over the how’s and why we got fucked because we’re going to need to channel that precious energy into a future that will require determination and iron will. They are dirty. All bets off.
   

I never saw any candidate “appeal” to anyone.

That “segment” is over 50% of the population. Don’t be sad. Be frightened.

Not necessarily. People familiar with the Trumps have witnessed Big Don humiliating Baby Don in public for years.

The inherently insensitive are never in danger of being desensitized.

I’m tired of hearing about the “disenfranchised” who felt abandoned and not offered hope. The alternative shouldn’t have been to vote for someone who so obviously was going to lead the entire country down a path of destruction. So, yeah, sorry “disenfranchised” Trump suckers. Find yourselves some Oxy because it’s your…

Because it’s equally as absurd as The Coal Mining Jobs Will Be Back or I’m Gonna Repeal Obamacare On Day One, Believe Me.

White Republican women are not dissuaded by “the C-word” (ya know, cunt) because they believe that word only applies to “libtard women” who are so easily offended when they are molested or denigrated or take umbrage with racial slurs or who are repulsed by fat, ignorant, orange men with gerbil paws. But really; we…

So true. I imagine we’ll actually be seeing the return of old fashioned Chinatown style opium dens because there are horrors on the horizon and depression and poor stress management skills will take their toll. I predict a weight gain crisis and the return of Black Beauties too. The upside might be a new post DADA…

Elections are the new NFL in The United States of Imbeciles. We live in a country that is overpopulated with moronic sports fans who interpret everything like a fucking game because it is the only context they can relate to. Except they are in for a rude awakening when they realize that we all lost.