Dgs: you're not getting out of the greys on my account, but you could measure success thusly: Mr. Harriot is a professional writer who is paid to tell compelling stories. You're a sad bag of shit who's reduced to creating burner accounts so you can spend the evening hours trolling folks on this website. Congrats. It…

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

It says something when a guy who intentionally goes by “Bubba the Love Sponge” isn’t the most disgusting person in a conversation.

Good god.

So when are they taking down the confederate statue?

Wow. Your capacity for argumentative discourse is pretty abysmal if the extent of your ability for it begins and ends at “I can share shitty alt-right memes”.

catch-22 + invisible man = being black in america

80 years later and Nazis are still stealing art...

The dumbass is clearly you my friend. Pepe has been co oped by the Nazis. The only reason people play that game is to get their nazi emoticon. That’s what the image means now. It doesn’t matter what it used to mean. We all know what it used to mean. It’s been ruined and it’s just about being a bigot. Which I…

“The #NotMe thing? I’m going to do a #YeahYou, Fuck you,” Cutrone said.

Look, the Wegmans aisle signage ain’t never lied;and it says “Pop”. Lol, the store brand is even W P-O-P.

The criticisms of Comey are usually bullshit because people are mad that he investigated the Hillary information, as he should’ve, and the information came out around the election. But then because he was also doing his job when he was looking into all of the Trump stuff, people then said “oh Comey is good now!”.

Comey out here snatching wigs. This white on white drama is getting really entertaining.

Caucasian cetacean. 

Started reading quickly, without looking at the author. Got to “Stone Cold Steve Carbohyrdate,” laughed my ass off, then scrolled back up. Yup. Mr. Harriot. You never disappoint.

Cleveland’s Black Shield, which sounds like a new superhero who fights alongside Luke Cage but is actually a separate police union that represents the city’s black law-enforcement officers

Jewish Thanksgiving also has Cool Whip, in addition to the many pies, rather than whipped cream, and no macaroni and cheese or ham or oysters in the stuffing or creamy shit on the green beans. It’s strictly a meat affair. No ham, but there’s the baked vs oil fried turkey at the table, three kinds of cranberry sauce…

Also, you could be amazed at how it can go wrong. This overlaps with “white people shit”, especially considering I’m white and this is from my family. My Uncle, great guy, usually a great cook too, sometimes got creative with thanksgiving dinners. This has turned out alright most of the time, but one year I wasn’t…

“If you fuck goats because it upsets people you hate, you’re still a goatfucker. Nobody cares that you’re an insincere goatfucker.”