Fourth different retelling of Nibelheim, if you count the anime short - Last Order: FF7. I was hoping FF7 Remake would set everything straight, but with how that game went, I imagine we’ll get a fifth different retelling in the next one.

You kept saying “the ending is bad” and I was prepared to be in strong disagreement with you. Then it turned out you meant “Gackt’s self insert is terrible” and I think most people on the planet agree with that. The ending itself is by far the strongest part of this game.

At the grocery store I worked at 20 years ago we occasionally got complaints that condoms were just available on the regular shelf instead of locked away somewhere. Imagine a world where anyone can just go into a store, buy condoms, and have sex almost immediately afterward without anyone else knowing or judging them.

Totally! I was at a Target recently, and there’s a whole line of sex toys that they sell along with the usual sexual health and safe sex stuff. Not locked up or anything, either.

Almost like sex is a totally normal thing that humans love doing!

Alex Jones appearances, also ‘Rabbi Bill Clinton’ doesn’t sound like something from either the left or center.

You get it.

Stupidity

it seems like a gross mistake from the payment processor too, how there isn’t a refund option? This is not paper money, it should be trivial to reverse the transaction without it ever touching my account

I admit I don’t like Chris Pratt, and he was a terrible choice for Mario.

Nobody likes Pratt, true, but I'm also not a fan of the voice changing from scene to scene!

Crisp Rat stans are weird. Keegan Michael Key is doing Toad’s voice there, and it doesn’t sound anything like his normal voice. That’s because he’s acting!

Neo-Nazi and White Supremacist fucksticks led by Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.

Apparently the dipshit is a Groyper and has been on InfoWars

It’s completely generic, which really is all it needs to be.

A minor thing maybe, but this seems like a dumb mechanic to include in the first place.

immediately thought about it

The rich are rich by exploiting those poorer than them. It’s a universal truth.

It really isn’t though. That was $20 to someone who was hard up and didn’t have the funds.

Depending on how rich you are, it could literally be the same thing. If you have $5,000 in the bank, then giving someone $20 is the same as giving them $70,000 if you have $17,000,000 in the bank. Expenses are relative. As you go up the scale of wealth, money increasingly just becomes an amorphous pile of green paper…

“Pressing a button to scream”