pookandpie
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pookandpie

That doesn’t really makes sense.  With the number of platforms available and the sheer volume of games continually released, there are always too many games.  There literally isn’t enough time in the day to play everything.  If they stopped making games today, and you simultaneously won the lottery so you could

You’re not buying the good stuff if you hate candy corn. Get the Brach’s seasonal bags.

I see that’s West Virginia’s choice, and they deserve whatever they get.

Beyond that, the article talks about how pretty the game is and includes just a single screenshot and a piece of key art that looks like every other JRPG key art.

The kid’s a toddler now; if the kid wasn’t calling her anything, that would be a sign of serious developmental delay.

Are you suggesting that white conservative men don’t have enough representation?

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.

Domino’s is absolutely terrible. To be fair, when they reformulated their “pizza” it got less shitty... but it’s still garbage.

I bought Bayo 2 JUST for the costume changes, especially the Star Fox and Metroid, but the Peach/Bowser one was a nice addon as well! Pretty sure that’s gonna be something they carried over from the last game.

the previous games had multiple references that seemed to indicate Bayonetta and Devil May Cry exist in the same universe. Enzo in particular is a character the originally came from Devil May Cry.

literally nobody wanted to publish Bayonetta 2 except for Nintendo, they saved Bayonetta from being just another one off game from Platinum and helped turn it into a franchise. if you’re such a big fan of Bayonetta then you would absolutely buy a Switch just for the second and third game because they will never ever

I sTiLl dOn’T uNdErStAnD

It’s been almost a decade since Nintendo published Bayonetta 2, what is there to not get?

Bayonetta is a hack ‘n’ slash game starring the eponymous witch whose signature power is her “suffer not the fool” attitude and hair that can transform into a number of large, monstrous, creatures.

Are we just ignoring that she summons Phantom from Devil May Cry...?

Nintendo isn’t gonna go “Okay you can get B2 and 3.” to Microsoft. So if you are hoping that, you are going to never see it come to pass. Not how ‘partnerships’ in gaming work.

Bayonetta was shopped around to a fair number of developers following the first game INCLUDING Sony and Microsoft. They went “Nah fam, we cool.” Nintendo stepped up and said “We will pay for 2 and see how it goes.” 2 apparently did well enough that they paid for 3 and entered into a long term contract with Platinum

2021 and still with this? NOBODY WANTED TO PUBLISH THE GAME until Nintendo came on board

Incoherent slobbering, speech, and excessive frothing at the mouth has officially occurred. 

Honestly? I’m not feeling them. Can’t decide if I like them more than the beehive, but I’m hoping there are alternate costumes in the game, hopefully one of them being her 2 look. She rocks short hair way more than long hair.

Also Tomb Raider 2013. Lara Croft bursts into tears the first time she has to kill, then guns down hundreds of minions like it’s nothing.