By your logic, rather than the best Smash players, wouldn’t they just be the best Melée players?

Because we usually refer to the latest game in headlines where we’re short on characters. When we mean an older game, we clarify in the title itself/include something to signal an older game (in this case, “Melee”).

Apples and Oranges, yo. They’re not the same game.

He is tho. If we meant Melee we’d use that in the title to clarify!

One of the hypest moments was ANTi’s %9 to death combo on ZeRo. It was a thing of beauty.

While you may have a point, your posts are so off putting that I am starting to wonder if you had a special relationship with that goat.

...Oh. I liked my mental image better.

What is the difference between beating it and beating off it?

Garlands, you know, kind of like crowns made out of flowers.

Timely article written eight years after the fact, and apropos of nothing happening today? Why, Patrick?

Nowadays it’s more appropriate to start a God of War party with a dead horse.

She is wearing Brazilian colors

and ryu should be wearing shoes when he is fighting in random places, vega probably shouldn’t wear a mask as it just impairs his vision, rashid shouldn’t be wearing his scouter since a kick to the head might break it and you don’t want to get stuff in your eyes

regular sweat pants and a knot together shirt are ridiculous?

Brazilians are all beautiful with amazing sexy bodies. All of them. Men and women. Look it up.

His name in Japanese matches nicely and means basically “Master Penis”. (Master in the martial arts master sense).

Hahaha xD

maybe it’s meant to be read as Freaks Of Cock?

This is a horrible, horrible use of statistics and really, really offensive. The generalized results for a group of people can NEVER be used to apply to a particular case. It's called the ecological fallacy, and you can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecologica… .