Is Vlade Divac still ruining this team? Holy fuck, will he have to sacrifice DeAaron Fox on an altar made of goat’s blood to the Sun God Helios in broad daylight in the middle of Time’s Square before he gets fired?

To me, this feels the same as when people say I should root for the Yankees in the playoffs because they’re from New York, and even as a Mets fan, I should want to see a New York team win above all others.

I hope like hell that Thibs is the next to suffer this fate. He is everything that fans worried he might be and nothing that they hoped he would be.

Average internal body temperature for a human being is too warm for sperm production. Testes gotta be external or humanity would have gone extinct from a lack of viable swimmers.

You’re allowed to disagree - you’re wrong, but there’s no rules or laws against that.

Easiest way to end the tank-a-thon is to stop weighting the draft lottery. You put 30 ping pong balls with team logos into a box and pull them out one by one. The “balance” you get by forcing the best players to spend several years on a shitty rookie contract for a shitty team doesn’t make the league any better,…

Steve Gerber worked for Marvel the whole time he was suing them.

Why the fuck can’t people just, you know, work at work? Your office ain’t a damn HBO comedy special and it’s not a dating site.

The difference is that seppuku is an act of honor.

No. The hockey shootout is already some TV-friendly non-sport BS. Tied games in any sports should be broken by playing more of the sport, not by deciding to play some other vaguely-related game. Either break the tie with actual baseball, or live with the tie.

Oh, they did. In addition to the automatic runner on second rule comes this:

Are you really a hockey fan?

Bulls On Sharade

Yeah, as a Vikings fan I was worried they were going to roll out the Brinks truck for Cousins, but 3 years at 28 million per isn’t enough time to totally tank the franchise if this doesn’t work out.

What could possible be “hot” about these takes? “Team that has won three straight Conference championships and two out of the last three Finals will probably beat team that hasn’t advanced to the finals since ‘95, coached by a guy whose stuff tends not to work as well in the playoffs, starring two players who have…

One of my great pleasures is saddling up to my favorite bar where the badass bartendress immediately throws on NHL tonight for me. Order a burger and a beer(s). It doesn’t take long for a fight highlight to come through the cycle, and inevitably, a queasy pushover sitting near me will loudly comment on the depravity…

look as a Wolves fan since 1995 yes it sucks but as long as we make the playoffs I’m happy. Mainly because we haven’t since 2004

I would welcome a Raptor appearance in the Finals. I am a Mavs fan and our prospects are rather bleak. I want to see anything but Cavs-Warriors again. I am just jaded from the last couple of years when I thought they would put up a better fight than they did.

It has not always been Brady. Belichick is the best all-time at his profession.

And that LeBron has a full no trade clause, and he won’t want any team he’s going to to weaken itself to acquire him.