Most organizations aren’t run like a goddamn Swiss watch the way the Patriots or Seahawks are- most coaches don’t have the luxury of implicit trust by the powers that be, so they’re always watching their own backs. Remember, a coach’s first responsibility is always going to be himself and his own future earning…

They need to recruit Parker Lewis. I hear that he finds losing extremely difficult to do.

It...you don’t gain anything by missing out on the WC. I’m not implying otherwise. I just don’t want to be pressured by my friends into watching a boring team play an already somewhat boring game. I’ll tolerate watching Argentina or somebody fun, but the USMNT? Screw that. Our team blows, and we don’t do it in a fun…

And after almost 80 years, Operation: Sea Lion was finally a success.

Emmitt and Walter and TD too. SMDH what a shame.

With a fair wind and only a modicum of luck pretty much anyone commenting on this article could take Ajax to at least one Dutch league title.

As a life long Minnesota sports fan, I will take it where I can get it... Go Lynx!

Bah gawd, that’s Sam Hinkie’s music!

The ‘98 Vikings were the best team to not win the Super Bowl.

So fuck the Falcons. And fuck Gary Anderson.

Hey, me too! Here’s my second favorite. I’d show my third favorite, but I can’t find a good image of Lonnie Smith getting deked out of his jock by Chuck Knoblauch.

My favorite Atlanta sports moment of all time:

I aimlessly roamed the gridded iron, wind whistling, looking at the faded husks who went down to bring me here. Military planes roar by. A fire siren overwhelms in the distance. Thankfully I am wearing my new Zero1 helmet to protect my head as 4 linemen descend on my shell of a body. Available in sizes 2-14 through…

Imagine Elaine’s End Zone dance ... the NFL Celebration Rules Committee would simultaneously IMplode and EXplode

If I ate nothing but dog food for 50 years, then someone gave me a McDonalds Hamburger (not a cheeseburger, just a hamburger). I would think it was the most delicious thing imaginable. And I would probably pay way more than I should to get more of them.

John Sterling? I didn’t realize he was calling that game. The teenage me thought it was so epic. Horner’s perm made him look a little like Dusty Rhodes. God I miss Georgia Championship Wrestling now

Ok. What the heck. I’m “that guy.”

Believe it or not they used to alternate the home field back then according to some sort of logic I can’t explain.

This is the peak of research. Well Dunn.

LOL, if I was a football player I’d never even consider playing for the national team. Unless they paid me a shit ton of money, enough to make risking my very lucrative career (and interfering with my busy offseason of banging supermodels) worth it.

Why not both?