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This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

that’s just bumper fluid leaking out down to the level of the crack

Viper: Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees...

So did David at least offer you a beer or come out and say hi, when you were wandering around his back yard?

Mercedes isn’t caving to the front truck

It's a wastegate. It's how turbos are controlled so that they don't just keep building more and more boost until a boom happens.

I really am sorry about that.  Congratulations on winning COTD! 

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

This was an actual Dodge ad

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

“Let me get this straight...”

That’s not a LUV, this is a LUV;

I can empathize....Last November I finished a very similar project for an e46 AWD 5 speed sedan. Car had sat for a while and needed virtually everything.

Pretty predictable, the Jalop day:

You’re still all dead to me until I get one Paris-Dakar 959 in my grubby little carport.

Something something smashing crotches something something RHUBARbBBB

It’s the Cara-ram 

Silly Kristen, that’s not a collection of Ferrari parts; that's the super limited Ferrari GTO Superleggera edition.