They paid the 20 cents extra at Home Depot for the good stuff.

Ugh...terrible interior. It’s like they didn’t even bother with the inside.
Just covered it with packing foam and painters tape. Gross.

Always and forever.

Oppo - Hey Jason, where have you been?
Jason - A dark place, it’s not important. Hey you know those vans that roll around with “Free sockets” on the side? They’re not actually giving away free sockets...

Did anyone notice that this Euro-spec Escort has just cleared the 25-year import waiver? This car is now legal for US consumption.

Like this. but with planes.

Copilot: “So all I have to do is put the starboard engines in reverse and the port engines at full power, and I can do donuts in an A380?”
Pilot: “Yes, that is correct.”
Copilot: “OK. This is definitely a good idea.”
Pilot: “Totally.”

What’s to be afraid of? It aced that Elk Test.

So a Miata RF, Civic SI Coupe and an 86 get drunk at a bar...

CP. It isnt 4wd and you know all real Jeeps are 4wd

To be fair the Camry didn’t use its signal when pulling away from the curb

“ . . . well, things were goin’ along good in the Skoal/Remington/Dollar Saver/5 Hour Energy Chevrolet SS when I saw the other car move into the SUV’s way and cause the ray-eck. Luckily I was able to git around it (pause to remove Gatorade hat . . . replace with Slim Jim hat), avoid the kids in the crosswalk and bring…

And Test Drive Unlimited did it even before FH

Didnt Forza Horizon do this? like FIVE years ago? Literally the EXACT same thing?

I give up trying to edit that....

MYour post reminded me we have a pristine 1970 Hornet that Google’s around the neighborhood.

Too many to list. But afaik, I have the only 1971 Polara in town and I know where a 1969 Hurst SC/Rambler is rusting away. And a Studebaker Hawk rusting too.

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.