I think rust is a safe assumption.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

The only reason to go to OC this time of year is for an event like this, and it’s been cancelled. Otherwise it’s just your usual cast of hard-looking women from Dundalk, hon.

Don’t forget this one:

Other than the SVT Cobra R and the absolutely PHENOMENAL Mystichrome cars (you will never ever ever convince me that any mass-market manufacturer has created a better paint than Mystichrome), there really aren’t any New Edge Mustangs that are desirable enough to be “show cars.”

This is true.

I like it but it needs more cowbell...

Peace be with hoon.

As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

Followers of extreme action Jesus

Best part of this video:

Amateur! David Tracy once got six adult male bears into a Jeep!

It is the 21st century, I eagerly await the advent of active duct tape.

*every time Jason posts an opinion column*

Slap one of these badges on the hood:

I’m not so sure I’d say the first performance truck.