Momma always said, "kick like a mother f@#ker", you never know when it'll save your life.

God damn it Nate!

"Alright, headcount. Who's missing?"

I don't like Kim Kardashian. I don't like the show. I have changed my mind about's people character just because they told me they like watching it. But goddamned it, I'm a gamer first and foremost and the buzz surrounding it plus the same-sex relations thing made me actually download this "game" a week or so ago.

My…

What an idiot! He's not Russian, he could've gotten hurt!

Okay here's my thing: This trailer shows a lot of action, but the one thing that makes it cool/remarkable is the song from Return of the King, aka The Most Emotionally Devastating Depiction of Sloppy Tomato-Eating In Cinematic History.

You don't know what Peter Jackson is capable of.

All good! But yeah, I really hate people who bullshit for the sake of popularity, but I also hate exclusive fandoms. When a group of people who share an interest actively drive away new people, it makes no sense to me. They're a whole different level of hipsters.

If it helps he doesn't speak for the geek community. If you don't know that much about comics or Harry Dresden or whatever that's fine, so long as you don't be a dick you're welcome to the geek community(at least by most of us).

I wonder if they realize they just invented a pump with no moving parts.

They should now call their online service "PlayStation Prime" with Optimus Prime as their spokesrobot.

I'm sure Bungie and Activision are super proud they've spent all that time and money to create, Duck, Duck, Goose Simulator 2014.

Something like this..?

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

Just because girls won't play video games with you doesn't mean they don't play video games.

Suit #1: "How can we ruin all the shit people used to love?"

Don't forget; if you're going the right way, you'll probably run into a lot of enemies.

The answer's Ringo, right?

Bring it on.