My everyday bras and knickers are all very pretty— and then I have some extra-special ones. When I get undressed and his face lights up, it makes us both happy. And if he requests a particular color, or lace, or whatever, it’s definitely a thrill to comply. Why not?

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

I wear lingerie once in a while. It's fun. And it makes me feel sexy which is hard after 20+ years together, two kids, working all day, etc. But usually it's after work mom clothes coming off. - yoga pants and oversized t-shirts.

Quick, dim the lights: A large-scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term couples found that the happiest couples do two things better than you: fuck and talk (about fucking). They also do lots of different sex moves, including oral, and give each other orgasms. And when these things are…

In a long term relationship? Definitely.

Twice a week is a lot?

Seriously, tell me this isn’t like the back of a Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle:

And after all the shit she gave Darlene back in the day too!

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

Which pair?

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

Ever hear of the Streisand Effect, you coke snorting asshole?

Straw Man argument.

How about: idiot, asshat, clownboy with serious issues who needs to go the fuck away? This dude needs professional help.

After months of reading stuff, I've finally signed up for an account so that I could tell you how much I love this comment. Thank you.

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