Oh no! I just realized I haven’t even read the scary stories, yet!

Perhaps he’s calling out Ashanti directly because he wasn’t gaining traction otherwise? Still, bad form. Send an invoice to the production company.

Jeez louise. That is a very weird random fact.

She’s older than Ted Cruz. Just a weird random fact.

So pissed that Cohen is doing CNNNYE. He’s such a bitch, and not in a fun Kathy Griffin way.

THANK YOU. This is really poor form on the part of the designer, and I hope Ciroc steps in and calls him out on this. There’s no way he actually believes that Ashanti herself was going to finish up the shoot and then be sent over to the sink with the bikini and a bottle of Woolite, and then pack everything up and take…

That is why I never wear white. Especially white underwear. And I don’t even wear body makeup.

It’s really an homage, after all.

Call me crazy, but I wouldn’t wear bikini bottoms someone else had worn no matter how many freaking crystals were hand sewn on ‘em.... OT, panting with anticipation (panticipating?) SCARY STORY WINNERS!

How would they wash the bikini with all the crystals? I wouldn’t want to be the second person wearing it after someone else’s bits and pieces were in it.

No, it’s covered in body makeup.

Sometimes at work when I answer my phone and the person asks for “tornadoslackss” I respond with an “I don’t know her.” It really is a handy phrase.

Re: the bikini: The designer should be take this up with the Ciroc team, or the ad/production agency who owned the shoot. Just send them an invoice (and, lesson learned, don’t lend clothing for paid ad campaigns—they should buy that shit!). Ashanti didn’t pull the bikini for personal use or even one of her own…

That’s a lot of body make-up. And $700 seems cheap for 16 hours of labor/materials on that swimsuit.

Gwen Stefani is 48?!? My sense of time is all fucked up. I guess that makes sense, I’m 41 and was all about her right after high school.

The bikini looks like it is covered in body make-up. Which seems like something you’d have to expect if someone is wearing it modeling for a photoshoot. I mean, honestly was she supposed to hand wash it in the sink afterwards? Or if this is the job of someone else - probably not Ashanti.

My daughter is receiving constant recruiting literature from colleges. Received a full-color, glossy, impressive brochure today. We live in California. They have money to spend on recruiting kids who would never in a million years go to shitty Indiana, but can’t put together some decent medical equipment?

So, they’re not paid, and they’re not provided with adequate - or even merely contracted - medical support and facilities. This has to change, one way or another.

Pressed for specifics, Harbaugh was dismayed at the lack of whole milk. Good for the bones, he said. Probably.

But are y’all ready for some FOOTBAWWW??!!!