I bet you he’s exhausting, but I can not imagine him more exhausting than De Niro, who seems hellishly anti-social and just plain miserable.

There’s no crying in basketball!!!

I bet Al Pacino is the world’s most exhausting date. Like dating a husky on trucker speed.

Thanks for posting this article.

Castro has actually been second in party endorsements for some time now; the problem is he hasn’t had any standout moments that would otherwise shift people away from Biden. Buttigieg, by contrast, has had a series of good debates, and combined with Biden’s overall ineptness, has resulted in moderates starting to jump…

The title is trending on Twitter! Talk about the best time and article for this to happen. Michael Harriot is getting it DONE.

He’s nothing more than Log Cabin Republican. And he knows nothing about Black people. And Castro, a superior candidate, who actually understands black people is barely getting any traction.

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

They believed in you and it really speaks to what they saw in you. Look at you now. You have a whole lot of people that are so thankful for you. Keep writing truth to power and we will continue to read, learn, and grow. 

Commenters are turning the J&J Cafeteria Facebook page into something to behold. I especially like the posts of “breakfast” Mountain Dew with the question, “Were you served by a slave?” It should be shut down (the page) as customers’ names are right there in the open for anyone to see, and it would probably bother…

Yeah, that math didn’t work for me either. For that matter, why isn’t this “restaurant” seized and sold? It was used in the commission of a crime.

You only sentenced this piece of shit to 1 year for every 2.3 years Mr. Smith was enslaved. The POS earned a helluva lot more than the tickle of 10 years you gave him.

Hollywood will make a movie about this where Smith forgives (and hugs) enslaver edwards and goes back to work at the restaurant so he can put his entire paycheck into edwards prison commissary account. It will win motion picture of the year at the academy awards.

23 years worth of unpaid labor at, I assume, the SC minimum wage at not even lowest federal lending rate.

I guess at least it’s not a gritty Dolittle reboot where he murders a bunch of folks because they make fun of him for saying he can talk to animals?

Splinter went out of business...

Well dammit. I had a bad feeling when I logged in this morning and there wasn’t anything posted. I might just have to head over to the Escape Pod.

If anyone else is wondering why there are no stories today, we’re done here, folks:

Omg my mac heats up and the fans whir like crazy when kinja is working (or not working, amirite? ba-dum CHH).  It hates firefox but safari isn’t much better.  Is there a better browser?  WHY WON’T THE KINJAITES FIX THEIR BABBY