Honestly, within the context of the story I figured it was not a tuna melt. However I was really hungry when I typed that and when started thinking about tuna melts, that’s all I could think about. Until I ate one for lunch. And it was de-fucking-licious!

You have to tell us- what is a “pink sock”?

Do creamy soups usually have flour in them? When I make creamy soups I just use... cream. But I’m not that great of a cook, so maybe I should be adding flour?

Tuna melts are delicious! Mmm. So delicious.

I’m in the room next to a sleeping toddler. I guess naptime is universal BCO time.

It has a bit to do with watering as well. Same with radishes. If they get too dry for too long between waterings, it can make the flavor a lot hotter.

Mandatory Cheese! I love it.

I know, right? Isn’t Olive Garden the fast food version of Olive Garden?

I used to work as a breakfast server in a place that also had a full bar. Unfortunately the bartender wasn’t scheduled to come in until 2pm each day. That meant that one of the servers each day got assigned to cover the bar IN ADDITION TO their regular section. I got awesome at making mimosas, screwdrivers, and bloody…

It was me, OK?!?!?! This week, I have filled the role of unwanted defender. And you are wrong on all guesses! I think ‘douche potatoes’ story writer was just being mean to someone less intelligent. I’m not ok with that.

Chai tea.

Doug McMannis’ story just sounds like he was being mean. Like kids that make fun of the special-needs students in high school.

Y’know, she (her people I guess) posted a thing to sign a petition in support of Planned Parenthood and the link just took me to her donation page with a statement about how she will support PP. It irked me.

Hillary Clinton wants to kill all the kittens and force everyone to have pitbulls! She’s a communist socialist pet nazi! She’ll have to pry my kitten from my cold, dead hands!

I feel like this isn’t always an either/or situation.

I would also like to suggest that they make the trees less flammable. Last time I visited, there had recently been a fire and it really ruined the ambiance.

I am enjoying your posts here. It’s interesting and I enjoy hearing about experiences that are different from my own.

Maybe we could be weird, sarcastic, feminist, atheist friends.

When I was a teen, my mom worked sort of indirectly with a local radio dj that I thought was SO dreamy. For some reason, small-town teenage me thought radio dj was probably the most glamorous job in the world. I didn’t have any intentions or expectations as he was an adult that had never acknowledged my existense.…

When my nephews were young (4-9) they thought I was really cool because I was better at video games than they were. Those days are over. I don’t even think they think it’s cute anymore.