I got so angry at a restaurant recently that advertised shark fins - they weren’t the fake version, and I got so so angry and left a lot of angry reviews online.

+10 for Poirot and Captain Hastings!

That’s probably what I would do, if only because it would completely knock the wind out of this cruel podcast and the asshole who makes it would have to actually research something rather than exploit someone.

We need a Leaving Richard Simmons Alone podcast, posthaste. The podcaster didn’t reach out for comment, so Simmons had none.

I kind of feeling like saying leave Richard alone.

Thanks for shedding a light on this, Julianne. As a (currently at-home parent) professional marine biologist most recently working with a carpet shark/ray breeding program, its safe to say I have a soft spot for elasmobranchs. They are total sweeties. I know this may be a controversial viewpoint but I believe that…

It’s okay. Soon all ecological niches in the ocean will be filled by floating trash islands, oil spills, and mats of bacteria.

I got an IUD at the end of January, and while I know that it can 6 months to really get used to things, I have worse and more frequent cramps than when I was on the pill—it used to just be 1-2 before my period and 2-3 days into it, but now it’ll just be a Tuesday and BOOM! cramps. Fuck this shit so hard.

We should! Who has “Shark Week” complaints?

I love sharks. We kill millions of them a year and it’s a fucking crime. They are perfectly evolved: beautiful, efficient, powerful. I don’t think I could watch that documentary (never watched The Cove either) without blood spurting out my eyeballs in rage.

Second best.

Hannah Fraser — who is a professional mermaid — has protested against the Australian shark cull and the global slaughter of sharks by dancing with tiger sharks. It’s gorgeous.

one time, last year, abc ran a shark tank marathon, every night, in prime time, so i said to my wife i says, shark week? more like shark weak!

I, a 33-year-old professional woman, sleep nightly with a 3' stuffed shark. Sharks are THE BEST. You’re doing the lord’s work!

#AllSharksMatter

I’m sorry, but look at this adorable little rat. How can you hate this guy?

So this IS NOT the Menstruation Open Thread? Fucking clickbait!