Please come through for us, Rachel. I need this.

On the plus side, Maddow says she has 45's tax returns.

Good god that’s a cute baby.

I was really tripping thinking they put Simon Pegg in this. I love him and all, but that’s Ewan Bremner, who was in the original.

Please do. There’s no shame in it.

I’ve done it plenty of times. I’ve been spiralling a lot lately. I’ve thought about going for help but then I stop myself. Hopefully something changes soon because this is not the way to go.

NO

Forget the celebrity baby: BABY ALPACA. SQUEEEEEEEEE.

excitement level for Maddow: too damn high

My head knows it’s bullshit, but my heart hopes there’s something there.

So will there be a liveblog of ms maddows show tonight?

I hope this was the first and last time you’ve done that. If not, get help soon. Seriously.

Even though I loathe his films (except Dogma), I hope he can stay sober. I haven’t had a drink since Saturday when I downed an entire bottle of wine and passed out on the floor. Fuck.

I’ve been rooting for a Melancholia-esque ELE lately, but now apparently Rachel Maddow has Trump’s tax returns so I’d like any rogue planets to hold off on a collision course for a little bit...just to see where this goes...

I was thinking the same thing, he’s so fucking smarmy, how is there nothing on him? He’s either an alien in a human skin suit or so horrible that no other person will go near him. Or both!

Didn’t he sell it to his mom and brother? These guys are playing such sleight of hand con games. Even tRump’s salary donation gesture is smoke and mirrors. I can’t say I was giving him much credit for it but it did seem like a little bit of cleverness on his part. Then it was pointed out that it’ll still cost the…

In other Nazi/Trumper/conspiracy lunatic news, this guy prepares to bare-knuckle fight Alec Baldwin.

The Dow nearly tripled under Obama (6626 to 19732). It has increased 5% under Trump (19732 to 20837).

Schoolhouse Rock! should be mandatory viewing for House & Senate.