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I think we truly are ignorant of what anarchy is. They’re trying to drag the government back to the 1890s, a time none of us lived through. So many Americans have no idea what real deprivation is; I suppose we all get to find out now.

You know he has them paperclipped and stuffed into the crotch of whatever pair of oversized slacks he’s wearing. By the time someone eventually gets their hands on them they’ll smell like Gold Bond and dick sweat. I don’t envy that person.

I LOVE THIS! This is a prank of the highest order. Bonus: we might find Cheeto Hitler’d tax returns lying around.

That CDC thing was my Scariest Story for the Week. As the word gets hotter and more tropical, intensive vigilance and quick responses will be the only thing between us and the Outbreak scenario. The CDC can barely keep up with their current budget. Cutting it by a billion dollars is a recipe for a pandemic.

Indeed, I think one derives from the other. You have to be ignorant to prefer anarchy over the society we have, even as deeply flawed as it is.

Well thanks

Simmons’ exercise chops are top-notch. He was presenting size-appropriate workouts and fitness-level appropriate workouts and body positivity dozens of years before it became fashionable or even accepted. I still use my Sweating to the Oldies workout DVD if I have an injury or am feeling wobbly on my pins or just

So many stars for you. So very many.....

I want Tracy Flick as president. She’d be kicking ass and taking names.

They already are back on the campaign trail /:

...turn the clocks and calendars back to last October and hope these assholes end up confused enough to leave office and go back on the campaign trail.

This plan has a very Jim/Dwight feel to it. I think it might work.

We’re all living in the upside down now, so why not make it official and turn the flag upside down? Sing the national anthem backwards?

I had a conversation with family awhile back after my father compared Trump to a toddler. We ended up concluding that my niece, an actual toddler, was a more qualified president by virtue of her greater intellectual curiosity, more consistent ability to exhibit compassion, more even temper, and larger vocabulary.

Remember kids, nearly every single one of you are more qualified to act as President than our Valencia Versailles.

Yeah, I was thinking that too. Better clear out anyone not loyal to him before the Justice Department starts investigating Donald.

feature not a bug yada yada

For those who may not know, Maximillian Uriarte is creator of the Terminal Lance comic and a Marine. Both he and the red blob poster are spot on. This useless fucksticks do not represent the Marine Corps or its values.

I had female TI’s that terrified me and my primary flight instructor was an incredibly smart woman. Women in the military are awesome and deserve their roles 100%. I HAVE happily gone into war zones with them. Women in the military kick ass.