Oh, I feel you, sister. The only reason I still have anything left on the inside is that I avoid the news so assiduously.

Oh, yes! Sadly, he’s not as bumbling as Elmer Fudd, though.

I’m glad!

Does you, Jerry, or anyone else know the rules for members of congress and their investments? Are they required to use blind trusts or anything?

The wage theft thing really gets my goat, probably because women are disproportionately affected.

Cage match for immigrant’s rights? I’d fight almost all of these guys for some the stuff they are trying to do. Except Bannon. I’m guessing he’s a biter. And the amount of antibiotics you would need after... it hardly bears thinking about!

Thank you! If I need backup in this lovely imaginary scenario, I will call. maybe you can threaten him and I can whap him and whap him and whap him!

Now, that’s a good point. I was hoping I could sneak up on him before he thought to use it!

Aha! Very interesting!

Thanks for the round-up. And blessed are the lawyers, for they take on the wrong-doers, and prevent us from having to enact justice ourselves, even when we really, really, really want to...

Oh, the more the more-tanned elves. Ah.

There just aren’t any good choices.

You’ve gotta enjoy the little things. And don’t forget to double-tap!

Oooooh, statistics burn! Sweet!

No, no, it’s just seen as a boon by Repugnicans. Most regular Americans are appalled.

Ok, two things:

Sad, but true.

Oh, it would be great, I agree! But then we’d be stuck with Ryan at the next election. He has a kind of freakish magnetism, and is an excellent liar. I’d be concerned that he might actually win!

This is some good Kinja!

My Dad, who was a long-time New Yorker, did this routinely, and just described it to me very matter-of-factly the first time we stayed at a friend’s place in the City.