I’m still going with Panem.

This is lovely!

Seconded!

Oh, Thank you — this is the best!

I feel you. There’s a reason I made a summary!

I agree 100%! Pence is old and not popular, even among the radical right that seems to have a stranglehold on the Republican party. It would be better if things stopped there. It will also be easier to fight President Gilead than President Kim Jong Un.

Your words to Dog’s ears!

Guys, I apologize for the attempted thread hijacking, but this is a tech thing:

Hey guys, take a couple of minutes to look though the new privacy policy. It seems pretty rational to me, on the whole. I can’t remember what’s new, but the only things that stick out for me are the following:

Ok, this is hilariously and horribly apt! Bravo!

This is almost as good as the one set to music!

Sick salad dressing burn! Me like!

Loki is clever but not smart.

It never loses its charm!

See, now this is where my ability thread a Twitter feed properly is causing me confusion and grief. For example, as far as I can tell, this means that you wanted Richard Spencer to be your Governor. But that’s not likely. So, who was it?

The troll “Locomotive Jones” has showed up. DISMISS! DISMISS!

I love this plan.

It’s not a question of any exact thing that FriendFace did or didn’t do wrong. It’s a question of how the model is broken. Ongoing investigations by journalists and also the FBI are showing that script kiddies from Albania and Macedonia posted thousands of fake news stories on Facebook in order to influence the…

That is extremely cool — I had no idea! I am going to check it out first thing!

Well, it’s not impossible, by any means. Charge people a small subscription fee, provide a similar product without ads or shareholders, provide moderators and oversight to throw criminals and douches off the site and get rid of them permanently, and Bob’s Your Uncle.