Sadly, as a female-type person who is married, I am sorry to have to tell you guys that I do not give a damn about this stuff. I am a total slacker when it comes to keeping the house clean, and there’s only so much the hubby can do, since he, like, works for a living. I think part of it is that my mother was a…

Elvis? Tupac? Biggie? Paul?

Nice Zoolander reference!

If the democrats ever want to have significant political power again, they are going to have to find some way to get from liking their policies to supporting their candidates. I know this has been problem for a number of years now, but it’ s gotten much worse lately, and the stakes have grown higher. All of the…

Oh, God, when we say “This is why we can’t have nice things,” this is one of the nice things we don’t get!

Whoa! This makes so much sense! Whoa!

Um, yes. 1000 times YES!

Yesiree-Bob!

You win! Your attractive Jezebel tote bag and window sticker will arrive in the mail shortly!

OMG, thank you! What was it that people were saying about the NAMBLA guy who debated Bill Naher? Something, something, something edge lord.Was it you? I laughed so hard I peed myself. Do you remember?

Sweet! Let those cousinfuckers go!

Jesus Christ in a handcart. Do you know about how much money it is?

Hoo boy, that’s gonna be tough.

Seconded!

I strive to be entertaining whenever possible. Sometimes I feel it is all we have left.

Oh, yeah!

Wait, what?

Can one of your kids come over and help me with my squirrel problem? I will pay in cookies, and, um, milk...

Will be calling. Soon.

Will do!