Wait, what?

Can one of your kids come over and help me with my squirrel problem? I will pay in cookies, and, um, milk...

Will be calling. Soon.

Will do!

Yeah, it’s Rick Scott, Lizard Man. He is preparing the way for the invasion from his home planet by forbidding all state employees from even referring to climate change, let alone working on it...

Whoops! Totally different eras. My Art History is failing — time to get out the Janson.

I feel similar, though I like Hallowen.

I love, love, love this idea, If we all grow our own peaches and farm our own catfish, we can tolerate the big increase in citrus prices.

His continued rectitude is a puzzlement. This whole thing is an ouroboros of dishonesty, Machiavellianism, outright lies, propaganda, chicanery, and treason.

I do, too!

Hey, you do not have to be that old to have done this! Now get Grandma some whiskey!

OK, this is one for the ages....

I sure hope so. These guys seem to be more in lockstep now than they were back then....

Yeah, that part is super-disturbing.

Hieronymus Bosch 4 Ever!

Oh, God, yes. God, yes. I’m so glad you said that — I was trying to formulate it in my mind, and you’ve got it exactly right.

Seconded.

How has no one printed out hundreds of copies of this and distributed them around the House and Senate?

Well, we give you good wishes and warm hugs separate from our own economic insecurity. Because that’s really it, isn’t it? Folks who are unsympathetic just can’t face the thought that your situation might someday happen to them....

It’s like a meaningless guy award on steroids!