I would make a wayyyyyyyy better President, and I have brain damage and get impatient in meetings...

Now, that is a good plan!

You go, PV! You are right and never forget it!

That CDC thing was my Scariest Story for the Week. As the word gets hotter and more tropical, intensive vigilance and quick responses will be the only thing between us and the Outbreak scenario. The CDC can barely keep up with their current budget. Cutting it by a billion dollars is a recipe for a pandemic.

Hear! Hear! It’s so interesting to look at these magazine covers and compare them: are the German ones more accurate because of the weight of history, or because of what my Dad, who was a real journalist from the old school, used to call The Calcutta Rule?

Pretty wild, eh? It just gives you pause. Especially since Wikipedia informs me that the country in question is over 90% Muslim. I know that the depiction of the human form is forbidden in art, but honestly, this just seems to me like big-time trolling of Trump and his partners!

We called our the Baby Honda!

Simmons’ exercise chops are top-notch. He was presenting size-appropriate workouts and fitness-level appropriate workouts and body positivity dozens of years before it became fashionable or even accepted. I still use my Sweating to the Oldies workout DVD if I have an injury or am feeling wobbly on my pins or just…

So many stars for you. So very many.....

My God, of course. That’s how they get ya!

I had one of those. Pretty spacious with a hatchback....

Croatia is turning into Florida for sure!

This is a good story. Plus you’ve got “Suzuki Samurai” in there, so you’ve got the consonance going. Very nice!

So many stars for you!

This is just wrong.

Is that like Future Farmers of America?

Another poster made that up. I love it with a great love!

Is that really true about FOIA? I remember when I was a young ‘un FOIA-ing for just about everything. You can FOIA the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. Is that part of the Executive Branch?

Who is this “they,” white boy? That would be “Us,” Dude.

He first ran his ex down with his car in the parking lot of the local Waffle House, where they had gone to shelter during a tornado. While everyone was crammed into the walk-in fridge for safety, she heard a squeak from a pretty young waitress who was standing next to her husband, and then the sound of a ringing slap.