Cool!

You know that just makes him more adorable, right?

Oh, you can skip it! It’s grim and horrible and contains stuff everybody already knows.

I accept that. You do realize that there was no text to go with your picture, right? Troll much?

Well, I hope it helps! You are the Mom now. When Mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy....

Oh, thank you.

Good Grief — New Zealanders are infested with the whole Chemtrails idea? Jeebus. Bad money really does drive out the good, doesn’t it?

You have a lot on your plate!

Damn straight!

I will look it up, thanks!

Sorry. I mean, you’re welcome. Sigh. Long week. Religion sucks.

I know! I’d have dated him, I might even have had casual sex with him! Yet another backfiring Repugnican plan!

Good God.

I have no words for this. I appreciate the translation, but I have no words.

I’m throwing up in my mouth a little now.

Maple bacon? OMG! Road trip this summer?

Dude or dudesse, that’s a big dose you’ve got there, and big pills. And in no way is it actually a substitute for Oxycontin, no matter what the label says, because Oxycontin is time-released, which will give you a slow, steady burn over 12 hours, so you only need to take it twice a day.

Seconded!

Don Cheadle is one of the few people I follow on Twitter. He’s so brutal and so accurate.

I love me a giant dog!