Oh, God, growth hormones. These cattle people are truly insane.

Farmed fish, except for land-based farmed catfish, is a truly bad idea. It has few of the nutrients that you want to get out of fish, is really, really bad for the environment, and, as in the example above, can come from very dubious sources indeed. If you can’t find actual fish from close to where you live, get…

You got that right, sister! I had no idea until today that the meat people were giving Colistin to cows as a growth stimulant. Jesus Hoverboarding Christ! It’s an antibiotic of last resort.

God, yes! That’s right! This was amazing. One of those pivoting moments in history, when you could see the wind shift away from saneness into madness.

Oh, my. That’s a very good one indeed! Moar stars for you!

I miss him. Al Franken seems to be stepping up nicely, though. Leave it to a comedy writer to tie a Keebler elf doofus like Sessions in knots and convince him to perjure himself without breaking a sweat

Oh, dear. I always imagine that failing upwards is exclusive to These United States. I forget that it is universal.

Pie > Polish guy.

Hey, you never know what will be required in the name of the Resistance. Maybe we’ll be handing out ice cream cones with a trolling wrapper on them!

Oh, dear. That’s not good.

The second-best kind, behind my local bakery’s maple-frosted plain doughnuts!

Yoo-hoo, these are sublime. I’m still unable to decide which one I love the most!

We have shot backwards in time, and are now living in a Pre-Dickens era.

It does bear repeating. I’m wishing he had taken that talk show host (Colbert?) up on his offer to give him a reality show where he runs the country on TV, and Hillary actually runs the country in real life. That would have been great, eh?

Go Chuck!

Cool! So in addition to the NSA monitoring all calls going to Russian officials and oligarchs, they may also have been monitoring Trump’s minions? This is a consummation devoutly to be wished!

Don’t let it go! It was bizarre at the time, and has NEVER been explained!

Please, please, please!

I was very happy with the explanation! It can be hard to pull apart the various parties to a clusterfuck.

I’ve been swaying back and forth between these two explanations for months now! I’ve finally decided that it’s like a schadenfreude soft-serve cone, chocolate and vanilla twist!