Dead Cubs fans are celebrating in Heaven

Ina Garten is responsible for the single greatest tomato soup in my arsenal. She can do no wrong. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/roasted-tomato-basil-soup-recipe.html

There’s an accumulation of sadness that no dollar amount will wipe away.

Jim Tomsula, sad? You mean the same Jim Tomsula who parlayed a job as a wood chopper into a $14 M Golden Parachute? That guy is sad?

This is what they were charged with:

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Let’s all go to the 1:35 mark and look at the reaction from the Barca players. They got hit with a plastic bottle and they fall over like someone was actively punching them.

Great. Good to know Jez isn’t bothering to weed out the hacks. Thanks for your continued enlightened commentary. Please, regal us with another desperate attempt at a Trump zinger.

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

Bad(ass) teen. Teacher is fine, doesn’t even appear phased by any of this, and he’s likely to get the most punishment of the three students. He ended a harmless brawl by ko-ing one kid and throwing another onto his back. He doesn’t deserve the shit that’s about to rain down on him, but there’s nothing anyone can do…

They’d do themselves a favor with US audiences by getting their product the hell off of BeIn Sports and finding a partner that could ably promote the league/teams/players. As it is they’re off in the fourth tier channel ghetto and no is rushing to tune in to Malaga vs. Sporting Gijon on a Saturday afternoon.

I’ve said it multiple times on Deadspin: my interest has entirely shifted from the NFL to soccer this year. No commercials, very few stoppages and unbelievable skill of the players just makes it so much more entertaining.

Thank you for that nice laugh at the end of the day. I have been watching the “A Closer Look” segment on his show which is the highlight of the past few months; brilliant...

boooooooooooo

Thank you. You’re not an utterly condescending jerk or anything so you should totally be proud of yourself.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

HamNo thinks he’s so funny. He isn’t.

This is a weird thing to break out the Ironytron 3000 over. It’s the New York Times. Did you think there was a chance Sulzerberger was going to turn it into a workers’ coop?

Not enough stars to give