huge if true

But that would deprive the masses of their god-given right to bitch about every breath Taylor Swift takes.

...Here’s a pretty decent reason for her inclusion:

you’re a fucking dick

No, it’s someone who is appalled at how women eat their own, and we have to stop.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I just want to say this is actually a genuinely great and informative comment. Thank you!

I can’t speak for anybody else here, but for me, it’s just kind of delightful to poke fun at the Knicks.

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

As someone who has seen literally every broadcast City game (non-TV League Cup and early FA rounds excluded) for the last few years, I have no idea what you’re on about. He was signed at 19 and has shown marked improvement every year. He wasn’t expected to be a finished product then and he’s still not now. Sané may be…

“Happy endings are real.”

I’mma gonna start with this comment.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

I did forget about her loan with City and made the Champions Leage semis, but then, why not Alex Morgan, who actually won the tournament?

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.