that basically gifts them a guaranteed six victories annually.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

You take that back. Gran Turismo 2 looked way better than that.

In accordance with his cheese-heavy contract, Jimmy Butler renamed the American Airlines Arena “The Kitchen,” because if you can’t stand the Heat...

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

So you’re not bothered by the fact that they won’t release the footage of him breaking said rule? That’s not at all shady to you? 

So, believe it or not, but I actually did this — I dislocated my shoulder and then knocked it back into place — and I can confirm that it’s staggeringly, cripplingly painful. It was almost an out-of-body experience; I vaguely wondered why someone screaming so loudly before realizing it was me. Safe to say, I couldn’t…

There’s still Melo.

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

These fan clubs are overwhelmingly anti-fascist, but your statement isn’t wrong otherwise. There are strong movements both fascist and anti-fascist in European soccer. Take a look at St. Pauli for a good example of the latter.

“Giannis is a player currently contracted to the Bucks that many say is very good at basketball. He is Greek of Nigerian decent. He recently played in the FIBA World Cup in China where he put the ball through the basketball ring several times in the game-meetings. He has two years left on his contract. Teams looking…

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

Saban’s humorless hyper-competence follows in the footsteps of Bear Bryant as modern day versions of the generals that Alabama didn’t have during the Civil War

“Listen, for the amount of money I send to the alumni association, YA DAMN RIGHT I AM WRITING PAT’S POST-GAME SCRIPTS! Now, let me tell you about the dinner I had last night with Magic & Charles.” - Wilbon

If the Bengals weren’t Bengalsing then it’s entirely possible the Bills would’ve commenced their Billsing.

As a long suffering Bills fan who knows better, I had no expectations for these Browns and I fiercely rejected their hype.