this is the NFL. He may take some time off but he’ll play again.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

As somebody who grew up in Pennsylvania, here is what I have heard about Joe Paterno for 40 years.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

It’s a still image from the TV broadcast.

The only problem with that rule is that shitty coaches who are forced to go for it on 4th and goal will end up winning more than they would be kicking FGs on 4th and goal at the one.

A touchdown and an extra point at least ties the game for potential ot, so not the same pot unless that was a typo.

“Yes, correct, if you’re down seven, and looking to win, you’d have to score a touchdown after the field goal”

Tennessee Volunteered 950k to lose to Georgia State this season. So maybe Georgia Tech could argue comparative harm reduction?

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.