You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

knock on wood if you’re with me

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Shift+Insert is paste in most unix terminals. I can’t live with it so please don’t fuck that guy. My vote would be for Scroll Lock, I have no idea what that does.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

That’s the reason Idina Menzel—a huge star on Broadway but not necessarily a household name TV/Movie actress—got cast in Frozen, and the reason why it paid off a zillion times over.

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

*pushes glasses up*

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.