I’m a little unclear on the chain of events here. The rule says all helmets more than 10 years old are out. His helmet is 12 years old. So last year it was 11. I was taught 11 was more than 10 in kindergarten. How was last year not the “grace period?”

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: How are the beers at Estadio Azteca like having sex in a canoe?
A: They’re both fucking close to water. Ultimately it’s an unfulfilling experience that leaves no one happy

I’m betting he can afford to buy a second ticket to get back in, then show his previous ticket to get to his original seat. I’m also guessing that the ticket takers and ushers stop caring after about the 10th inning.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

To be fair, the blanket is only perceived security, whereas the helmet is actual security.

I went to HS with his daughter, she was rude. My best friend lived next to them as well and he was a very much get off my lawn type of guy. I remember when, in 2001, he used the “do you know who I am?” to a bunch of 16-18 y/os when were playing touch football in the street and the football contacted his brick mailbox. 

Asking for a friend?

19,000? There can’t be that many Southern Baptist pastors and Republican state senators in one town.

I’ll never understand how people who make such a big deal about criminalizing abortion can turn a blind eye to people who are actually alive.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

Field tests are insanely unreliable when it comes to false positives, and there’s a good reason for this - cops don’t care about false positives AT ALL, all they care about are false negatives, because a false positive lets them arrest and charge you, then when it turns out the test was wrong, they let you go no harm…

We’re an extremely violent, warlike people. We care more about money and appearances than human life. We delude ourselves into thinking otherwise because it’s more pleasant than admitting the truth.

This is really fucking happening isn’t it. Trump says “GAMES ARE THE PROBLEM WHARGARRBL” and people are just eating it up.

As someone who has coached a shitty college team, I can confirm that yes, I had that exact thought process more than once while mired in that shitty, shitty season. It was rarely about clocking out at 5:00, though. Mostly, it manifested in my unwillingness to work the truly insane hours that you’re often expected to.

So, does a shitty coach of a shitty team ever think: “Hey, I’m going to suck whether I get 2 hours of sleep or 8 hours, so I’m clocking out at 5."?

At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

I was really hoping for the rumoured female character as then it would feel like the whole game is a new experience. As it stands it feels like 90% of the game will be the same with 10% new stuff and that’s a lot of same when you’re talking about a 100 hour game.