Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!"

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

In the parking lot yesterday, I stopped counting ladies in Ray Rice jerseys after, like, 20. It stopped being fun, and became really sad.

Still on sale, ladies:

I'm from Dayton and I won't defend it either, despite that I still eat it to the point it ruins the next day. It just keeps pulling you in. I'd wear the fuck out of this shirt and brush the regret off til later.

Or how homophobic republicans tend to be closeted gays...

Indeed. I agree! Dipping pigtails in the inkwell.

The game will be utilizing the freshly announced 3DS model's upgraded hardware, which means it will not be playable on current 3DS consoles.

Obligatory:

Teacher: Now Johnny, if Adrian Peterson has 3 touchdowns, 110 rushing yards and 40 receiving yards, but loses 2 fumbles, what will Mr. Peterson's end result be?

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

"Frankly, this would be a lot cuter if they were house-trained."

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

The headphones that are being worn all around our office. Lifehacker said:

They pulled some stories about a previous Reds owner out of a fear of being Schott.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

I have Klipsch S4, and the standard earbuds would not stay in my ear whatsoever. I did find a solution and found that third-party foam earbuds are good replacements for any earbud headphones. Brand I bought from is below.

I have Klipsch S4, and the standard earbuds would not stay in my ear whatsoever. I did find a solution and found…

ATH M-50. Excellent budget headphone which punches well above its price point. Good bass, clear treble, excellent isolation. Personally, I think its one of the best headphones for the money.

ATH M-50. Excellent budget headphone which punches well above its price point. Good bass, clear treble, excellent…

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

27 and 54 are the same. The score of that game was 2-1 US. So you're other missing one or there are only 170 goals.