Love "I'm Rich, You're Hot, Marriage, Colorado, I Bought You a Huge Ring to Make Up for My Transgressions, It Worked, Kind of, But You're Still Super Passive Aggressive Which I Can Understand" Handles

now I feel less bad about the USA conspiring with Germany to get us both through to the next round.

Nominating this thread as the official request thread for an entry of the Fire Emblem series on the Wii U. Could possibly use the GamePad for navigating troops while seeing awesome stuff on the big screen. Star this or the original post to vote!

I would personally like an updated version of Body Harvest. That game was amazing on 64. In all honesty though, I think if they make a Fire Emblem on Wii U, I would be all over it.

"I bid $2 billion."

I'd say he's more like the LeBron James of Soccer. Ronaldo's visible disgust with his less-talented teammates in today's game was eerily similar to LBJ's last night. Plus (obligatory Deadspin commenter observation), there's all the flopping.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

1. The character shown in the trailer is not wearing Link's traditional green outfit

So, Sunday night when the Cardinals and Adam Wainwright were shutting out the Reds, Great American Ballpark suddenly erupted during the eighth inning when Sam LeCure struck out the magical tenth batter, where everyone in attendance gets a free pizza. This was the only thing that Reds fans had to cheer all night and…

I posted it because I find it funny.

Victory was his but for one lapse.

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

Way to 'economically dominate most likely through inheritance' the competition. #GoCrimson

So mad, while I don't doubt the servers will have issues.. the stress test beta didn't even crash for over 3 hours... and of course the game itself ran smoothly.

But I guess it's hard to have fun when you spend all day crouched under a bridge.

6) How many bats do you own? 2

Gay rights. Martin Luther King Day. Daylight Savings. Why can't this state just go with the goddamn flow?

Hotel Employee: What the hell happened?

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Don't worry, it's Fine.

When I was going to Gonzaga in the mid-90s we would have been near the top of this list. I feel strangely nostalgic for those days. At least basketball pundits still can't pronounce it correctly.